a package, what humbug!
beware not to explode it accidentally.
care the handlebar
hailt to the king!
a box, what a twist!
now the package is empty!
fricking fricksticks!
Kokonoe Rin from Kodomo no Jikan!
a figure
modeled after this work of art!
it's art indeed
as always, no duelists allowed
fun fact, not Betty White
white gold!
I trade it with this crane operator
diamond stronghold!
a hairs and a body
a base and such monstrosities!
this alone is like 15cm high
and then these maximum size twintails!
as shiny shining shine base
a skirt back!
and a skirt front!!!!
clothes!
the ceiling of all ceilings ever, for ever
it's like in one of those rape doujinshis with rape
"use the magnets, Luke!"
actually the mirror is an UPSKIRT-MIRROR!!
it's shows everything upskirted, even rocket launchers!
what a beautiful neck tie
I just want to take it and suffocate someone with it(hard(ly))
ze Sukaato
you just put them together and the magic begins!
you see how it's all frilly and tasty looking?
that's because of the metallic pins to put it together
and this is why water freezes in the cold
it's placed on her and then you rock your socks!
and this is the head!
and this is a twintail!
it's not attached to the head!
and the head is not attached to the twin tail!
it's what you call broken
but, I'm a scientist after all
I just use a binding spell
and look, it's holding together
and how nice the mana looks
obviously I sent my proxy service pictures and said how it was already broken when delivered, as observant viewers will already have noticed in the first few pictures, if not, shame on you!
they contacted the seller on yahoo japan auctions.
he said I will get a new head!!
but it takes like one million decades to create it
and then four million decades to ship it!
thus we are waiting!
we are going to use white wind power to overcome the waiting time!
after waiting some years ...it's now 2003
furry gaming magazine reign the world
with like 2k pages
the amazing world
omg an index!
it shows the contents!!
this is so vintage
strange people overthrowing the king?!
angels rumblings the skies?
magic the gathering rankings?
those men will rule the world in 2005
those are tactics:
if you do that you get that and that
if you do that you get that and that
and then that does that
and then success
a short story about the merits of being unable
not-so-moe tiger gets 10 out of 10 faps
QA about MAGIC THE GATHERING
a crossword puzzle, can you get all questions right?
if you do so you might get an award in 2008
card games deliver a man's dreams!
dragon balls card ga(y)mes
oh my gosh, mana source!
the Cardgamer came to drink juics and play cards
and he's all out of juice
as a true man I only use loli cards
the only game that can hold my ego
I use 'dungeon keeper', all your lolis go in my basement!
as for this situation I would suggest to play a trap card,
to be more precisely, the Bridget one
I remember this, it was a little more compley than yugioh and thus the little kids didn't understand the rules and didn't force their parents to buy the cards!
but I, as bona fide pervert, understood it
I play 3 horny worms,
1 chaos and 2 swamp worms,
as well as a stinger and poison worm and a licker
all in rape mode
and then they are to assault Cirno
this game actually wasn't that bad
that's what my rape-o-meter says at least
the navigator says "set sail for rape!"
real man only play with little girls and the monsters to rape them
my gba sp is pink
dvds and music for when your hands hurt from playing card
Anderson-kun!
real americans always wear sunglasses
get your awesome stuff!
yes, we had internet in 03
mangas with gundam pilots going on rampage!
in this game you are supposed to save the president from the communists
a little story about letters
get it now
sephiroth vs cloud the final battle where you can't lose
2003, when figures were still cute and everything was as it should be
how cute, a story about maids falling into despair and becoming drug-addict hooligans
if you don't know the people out of this ranking you are not awesome
meet with your fellow americans to trade your cards
the usual mahou shoujo contract
monument of goddess a expansion to the shin megami tensei tcg comes out soon!
hellz yeah
and now we will wait some more!
while looking at lewdnesses!
we are in 2xx6, the beginning of the broomstick crisis
pasokon paradise!
and that's why you should send girls to milk your cows
but don't send your cows to milk your girls
it's starts with content!
more thant 300 pages of it!
filled with wild perversions!
but censored
they are able to combine to pages to one vertically
porn, porn, porn the porner!
maybe best girl from school days, or rather summer days
in case you don't understand japanese letters, 'purinsesu warutsu' is first place
NSN is more than once in that list
rightly so
after all it features the Scatman as harem master
rankings!
thousands of them!
I would let her reload my silver bullets alls day
90%, that's 10 times more than nine percent!
all the games you know
and love
also, this is the list of games featured in this mag, you should buy every single one
actually not, don't touch my harems
making little girls clothes is a good way to spend your time
or open a maggot farm for experiments
bananas!
one of the best phallic shaped fruits ever
be sure to pre-order everything shown here
or you will always regret it
it's the war of Artemis
go my fellow bananas!
no, you fuck off!
un-phimomsize your phimosis
asian doctor,
first at crime scene because he caused it
it says you can expand your e-penis by 40 points with trolling weeaboos
you probably lost your virginity to your flute or your flute teacher
looks way better than the animes
what are these 3d people doing in my hentai magazines!!
if you win in go your enemies get covered in white liquid, suspicious white liquid...
get this mahou shoujo dakimakura for 15k!
the character design of these futanari is way to manly
why don't you send them your hentai drawings as well?
probably because they are shit.
get out of my hentai mags you damn witches!
burn the witch!
what bogus manga in my magazine
the infamous mahou shoujo contract
I didn't read the text, but the picture says rape and that's good
hitlerious!
fun fact, 3 days or something like that until christmas
wet panties? I have to remove them or you will catch a cold!
new kimikiss...
ice cream a good cream
mind crush!
the most evil game ever
and now we will sleep some more
for like ever *twinkle*
december 2011, the british started their attack on the french conglomerates
Push Magazine!
dear or love?
how about both?
this is what I call original character design
the No. 1 non-asian doctor ever!
his earlobes shrinked by 10.4 cm!
but this is even crazier, the one's of the woman grew 8.2cm!
the widely feared index page
filled with horrible cons and tents(not the kind that heals your party)
and what is this! a rom index!
that's right there's a dvd in the push magazines!
they have mostly eroge related stuff on them
trials, patches, dramas, ops, windows sounds and such stuff, this one has 4gb of content
maybe I will do a review of one one day
this is also quite original design
on the upper right corner is written "Top News", but they are actually topless
"please haremize me, harem master"
broomsticks are the best sticks for a reason
captain slug is like the henry ford of Star Trek
which one will you choose?
silly catgirl, why are you having pumpkins in your hair!
but this gave me a very good idead...
panchira!
panchira!
and this must be the Hulk Hogan of ruining lolis for marriage
got milk
8-bit is so avant-garde
an 124cm S cup
the infamouse ona hole for 3dcg
NTR
no need to read text, just look at the pictures and use your imagination
birds can help to achieve several states of undress in your haremetts
seems like a job for steamboat willy!
according to the picture the story is very good
this chart is wrong, actually the banana is the last level
good games
and interview about how the wookies killed master yoda
what these artists lack is tentacles in outer space
a black servant woman on a black/white page, this deepens the bonds between the human and the black race immanely
a calendar to be always up to date with the releases
look up games, look them up!
a ranking!
and the end!
but now the time to tug drills has come!
so just stay alive for a few more hours!
this is the body
and this is a new head!
perfect fit!
just look at the cherry, I totally want to pop it!
this is the hair
and those are the hairy balls
my maxime is that slice-of-life protagonists need to have hairy balls
lots of them!
this is upskirt, you can see it because it's upskirt
these thighs are out of real fabric!
you can cut them out and wear them yourself!
even Miku loves this figure!
this true friendship!
hail the witch doctor!
all in all she's around 20cm high
she's done quite well
I especially like how her stockings are made out of real fabric
and of course it's not an official figure
on yja you can get quite a bunch of good nude figures
if you already have an adult yja acount you will be able to view nude figures here
I got her for 3k yen + shipping costs from Yahoo Japan Auctions via the proxy
service buyjapanese
they are quite good, you can see the their charges on their page
they got me this figure even though I gave them the order to do so 1 hour before it ended or so
and they dealt with the auction seller to give me the spare head part without me paying anything extra
at first you have to give them the money you are ready to spent and if they don't get your item you get the full amount back
you can also order from amazon.co.jp and such sites via them
one day I will add a proxy shipping tutorial, but on the above mentioned page everything is pretty much selt-explanatory, they even have a complete guide for yja.
for the figure I give around 5 out of 5 Kokonoe Rin with loosened panties
I fap fap fap to this! Thank you!
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Onkel Melonpan