peace... and killing innocents... all day...
better than any mistery gift berry ever!
fucking Obelix Advent calendar!
a fucking stone with a ribbon!
a house with thousands of house numbers!!
boat house is like your life,
both hate you!
frikken' imouto lolibot dx in that gift box!!
just look at this awesome design!
Ariel left the sea just for this design!
and after you've used it (thoroughly)
you can cut this shit out and put it on your credit card!!
you have to.
time for the hightlight!
the first feature-length get ever!
it's not over yet!
fucking boxcutter is in the house!
hide your wife!
hide your kidz!
'cuz box cutter are raping everyone out here
just look at this fine piece of awesomeness!
you know shit's going get rolling when box cutter show up!
able to kill 12 people in one slice!
the real slice of life!
just imagine if the NAZIs had this back then in WWII!
it wouldn't have just ended with conquering EUROPE
or conquering the world
the entirety of the whole universe would've been conquered in half a minute!
deploy the blade in 0,001337 seconds!
never has killing people haply been this easy!
just take your box cutter..
and fuck shit up!
as a matter of fact
Mengele's scalpel was an ancestor of the present-day box cutter
400 inch of rape volumina!
just imagine infiltrating lolis with it
(billions of people died in the history of box cutters)
take a look at this slender blade
you even can cut Katanas!
and if the blade gets dull
just like with your old stuffed animals
you discard it...
how very sad
how very, very sad...
but for now just take a look at this for free included ona-hole!
(they say you can even use box cutters to make ona-holes out of people's bodies)
and in those ona-holes you can put your
never has any keychain been this happy(ever)
just looking at this makes we want to strip
and my loli's pantsu to unzip
perfectly carved to let the blood flow down in an utmost perfect manner
you'll never have to worry about clogged "routes" again!
and when it's all out of blades
just reaload and your killing spree begins anew!
just stating the obvious
and whenever you think there's someone behind you...
use your box cutter as a mirror
spot the enemy!
make three parts out of one rape victim within one single cut!
rampage is now!
crane out of nowhere
there's nothing this box cutter can't cut
obviously it leaves the genital parts unscathed
(for obiously sex-related reasons)
...anyway, time to undress
or rather time to end this post
time to end this post for good.
before I have to show you how to kill a god with a box cutter.
third get: I now have light, once again