package why are you so appealing?
can you guess the conent by this picture?
or with this picture?
but surely with this one
well, let's go over to the pictures we want to see so badly
it says two plastic kit for 2550yen each, but that's a lie.
lying is bad, you know..
this is the one to get our...
rape will be had.
instead of a raped insides the package had strange papers,
and a black cat,
and a fortress of paper,
and a nothing.
this is better than expected.
an original SUZUMIYA HARUHI HAKENKREUZARMBINDE
it says danchou(FÜHRER)
it's out of faux leather, because we are animal-friendly
and we don't kill people to take their skin off and make clothing out of it.
as we can see it's made by cospa and cost 1,575yen
(I paid 1500yen)
I always keep my used paper-clips
because I couldn't bear to just take their raison d'etre!
well, this is the brassard
the inside is white, sign says polyurethane
FUHRER in big
this is the legendary safety pin to pin it safely.
pictures say not to drink it, not to drink it out of a chemistry glass, not to iron or catch it.
(catch like in gotta catch 'em all)
my measurement technique say 37cms in diameter
and 10cms high
more than enough for my ~6.5cm arms.
and since I already was at it, I decided to measure the package too
37cms in lenght
25cm in width
and 20cms in height
a box truly worthy of my nazi and anime goods
and now for the Kuroneko figurine
a figurine by kotobukiya
it has Kuroneko on the box
a very fappable box
the box gives her a cryonic slumber
so she doesn't get lonely on the way to my home
the bottom is filled with warnings
'Adult collectible, not a toy.'
(that's what we call adult toys)
as if you would only develop sexual feelings after becoming 14...
small parts could choke your kids to death!
now for the unboxing symposium!
but let's listen to a song before unboxing...
I will call this song by the name ED7.
here you can see a wonderful piece of box and figurine
what wonderful flowers on there
and what a wonderful ac/dc lightning bolt!
this is the figurine
this is a comic
and this is at the bottom of the figurine's wrapping
those are for the base
you see, the base can be opened...
and you can put either one or the other
base cover in it.
this one says ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai
that other kousaka sibling's says ore no imouto no tomodachi ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai
the first one means my little sister can't be this kawaii
the second one with the picture says my little sister's friend can't be this kawaii
well, the next step should be obvious...
(a hint for those who don't know me)
for obious reasons
or size comparison
as you can see Kuroneko is my imouto from now on.
look at her!
some pictures have strange cables in them because my mobile
phone had no energy anymore and had to be recharged
recharged with love to be exact
you can see she is very rich in details
just look at those frilly frills and that mouth!
this is the Masquerade costume, which she's wearing the first part of the series
it has crosses or swords on it
so it could be very well a Zack cosplay
she has this maid-like hairband on her head, I like it
as you can see the right ear is nearly covered by her hair
which goes to around the end of her waist
shes has two hands
the poses of the hands make me feel like bongo drums
I would let those hands rape me, twice(per minute).
before we continue with my fetishes I will sing a song
It's a song about endings
I might as well call it ED14
you know the deal with those shining bases?
you can panchiras your imoutos without them noticing
hurray shiny base!
banzai for cloud cosplays cosplaying Zack
but as real pdf files we have our own panchira methods
there's a reason why I don't want to use my hq cameras's space for figure shootings
you have to be very stealthy about this
one wrong move and you will see the depths of eternal despair
but it will be worth it.
seems like it's time for my highly potentious reviews!
at first comes the HAKENKREUZARMBINDE
I bought it at 1999.co.jp for 1500yen on the 14th of September
it shipped on the 20th and arrived today at the first of Octember
the material feels very good and it is wide enough to fit even on my thigh without problems
I will give around:
5 out of 5 Naziisms
now for the Kuroneko figurine
I bought it at 1999.co.jp for 3600yen
for both items together I had to pay shipping costs of 980 yen
as to be expected when packed in one package they arrived on the same day,
in the same package, just in case you didn't notice.
like all packages I get, it arrived safely
the figurine itself is very nice
it's made in a 1/8 scale so she's around 17.5cms high
the coloring is beautiful, she has many little accessories,
like the flowers and the frills.
the expression is very cute and has a lively touche
my biggest concern was that the tights looked a little bit strange in the pictures I saw
but after getting the figure I can proudly say that this figure's tights are of high quality
all my concerns turned to naught(y) after frollicking in their awe
I can give a deserved pack of:
five out of five Kuronekos giving five out of five fingers for things that deserve it
and a video
a video about machines!
if you don't have nything to remark about the number on haruhi's shirt...
we are done with today's package's review
but as thanks for scrolling this far, I will give you some screens of my desktop
though the left one is filled with firefox
you can't have everything in life, unless you are me or Chuck Norris.
this is art,
this is cross-dressing,
and this is why you visit my blog.