14/03/2011

The end is nigh!


The signs of the Apokalypse are undenieable




the recent earthquaketsunamivulcanooutbreak has put people all over the world in shock!


except the ones who died, because they are dead


for those people we will now held a dinosaur big minute of mourning

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thanks for your patience and compassion


you see the lego in the background?

it makes this picture cute.


but to come back to the earthquake, nuclear fusion, world's end and other things.


like an lost virginity the people died there will never come back


at least not alife


when hell's full the dead will come back to earth!


just like this


and this is where our scientifically proven apokalypse comes

the proof is quite plausible:






                                
                     e^³=20,08....(ノ゜▽゜)ノDO☆ZO

 







 LASER =  Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
(this means you will all die horrible deaths)



 for further questions on this science... - TOUHOU FEET!

but this still..


- what a cute young maiden -


still we haven't found the reason for the recent incident

some peopke say it was Gojira


but those methods would be infra dig for such a masterpiece of genetical mutation

others say it was the payback for pearl habor


but as japan is inhabitated by shrine maiden such a pitiful thing as karma isn't affecting them

some people say it's because of a recent increase in big breasts


as they are already well known to cause things like epidemics or global warming


and Nuclear Fusions
(hint: prices for okuu figurines will skyrocket because of authentic etc, so get your figs now)


but they have good counter measures against it



so I'm quite sure big breasts aren't the reason


not even in the slightest!

the next fraction says it happened because of the Nazis


known as the source of all evil worldwide


but for japan this seems too to be out of question

next of course are the communists


they have been in recent news for eating fetus soup and doing some other crazy things...


but even they couldn't do it as they are all good in their heart of hearts



there's only one man capable of doing this



the only man Chuck Norris is afraid of

Gendo Ikari





















and it won't stop hurting for a long time

but what can one do to survive the apokalypse?


you can't do anything to survive, you will die for sure


so pray to your god! 

and wish that you go to gensokyo after your death



but ZUN doesn't care about the fanbase


the biggest mistake you ever made was being born


but if you're a witch everything is fine.
 

9 comments:

  1. interesting theory you've pieced together.

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  2. But Erika isn't a witch... She doesn't even exist.

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  3. So Gendo was behind it all along?

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  4. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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  5. first one looks like zombie from walking dead show

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  6. Super, einfach super!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHfGu1_8Qh4

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  7. Japan may be buried with Atlantis, but at least we'll still have loli hentai.

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